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Birthday: 1/4/1983
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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Currently Listening
Carnavas
By Silversun Pickups
Lazy Eye
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Existential incredulity....

I'm not a person much given over to seeing signs or receiving messages...(that may or may not be true)...but moments ago i had an experience so profound and bizarre that i am left with the conviction that it has to mean something...

The problem is twofold, however...one, i can't tell anyone about it because i'm pretty sure that it can only be fully understood by me, who went through all the necessary prerequisites...to tell it to anyone else and to receive the look of blank puzzlement and maybe a cautiously murmured "cool" would diminish what i've experienced...and two, i have for the life of me no idea what it is supposed to mean...

do any of you know what i'm trying to say?


Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Currently Listening
Loose
By Nelly Furtado
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Open Letters...

Dear Nelly Furtado,

In your song "Promiscuous Girl", you offer the following line:

"You want me to just let you hit it, but will you still respect me if you get it?"

No.

Frankly, the fact that you're even asking the question suggests a pretty deep and profound level of self-deception is going on.

It seems to me that what you're looking for is not simply a random hook-up (In which case my work is done for me by being cute and around...you wouldn't care what i thought of you if you're just looking to use me as a sexual jungle gym of an evening), but some semblance of an actual relationship.  While meeting someone and hooking up with them immediately may be followed by lifelong love in the Romantic Comedy, that is only because it's something that women want that doesn't actually occur in the breathing world.

If you're after a night of meaningless mortal bliss, then you may do as you will, but if you want me to respect you, you've got to be someone worthy of my respect, and if you're willing to go home with me after knowing me for a few hours, that's not the impression i'm going to get of you.

It may be said that i am holding a double-standard here, both wanting you to offer yourself to me and yet despising you for doing so.  Isn't that blatant hypocrisy? Shouldn't i also see myself as a skank?  Yes. However, hate myself though i may in the morning, i have to live with myself, so eventually, i'll forgive me and move on.  You, however, labor under no such protection.  When i'm disgusted by myself, i have to deal with it, if you disgust me, i can just remove you from the equation.

So make your choice Nelly, if you want to be seen as dating material, don't be a Promiscuous Girl...it won't get you what you want, and people will start singing songs about you behind your back.

All my respect,
Josh Rice


Currently Listening
Cupid's Chokehold
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Open Letters...

Dear Gym Class Heroes,

In your song "Cupid's Chokehold", you repeatedly use the refrain "if that ain't love, then i don't know what love is"...let's examine a couple of the things presented as love before i make my judgments...

1.I mean she even cooks me pancakes,
and Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches,
If that ain't love, then i don't know what love is...

Ok, medical professionals and chefs cook for people and take care of them when they're sick all the time without any special bonds of love, but i'm willing to let this one go...

2. We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun,

I remember when i used to have secret hand-shakes with people...we were eleven, and, as it turns out, a handshake that only we knew wasn't quite enough to keep us together.  Also, you're willing to choose her over the sun?  Ignoring the fact that you're selfishly condemning billions of people to death for your teenage love, how long do you think your love is going to last when the earth covers over with ice and men kill each other for the meat as the temperature hovers around absolute zero?  Sound romantic? No, that's right, it doesn't...

3. I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is...

I'm sorry, i'm willing to gloss over your contempt for all other human life and survival, but when you posit that love can be equated with a specific ring tone, i have to draw the line and say that I suspect that you do not, in fact, know what love is...

It's probably in everyone's best interest that you not breed.


All my Ringtones,
Josh Rice


Sunday, August 12, 2007

Currently Listening
City on a Hill: Songs of Worship and Praise
By Various Artists
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Going home...

"Rest in me, little David, and dry all your tears, you can lay down your armor, and have no fear, 'cause I'm always here when you're tired of running, and I'm all the strength that you need..."

I get precious few days when i am fully confronted with the knowledge of the depth and weight of my own sin...they are never good days...they are days that bring a hurt deep down where there is nothing i can do to reach it...a pain and a longing that just stays, not diminishing as the day goes on...

And yet, these precious few days are precious...because it's only when I get a scope of  the gravity of my own darkness that I am blessedly free to quit, to stop trying, and to turn back to God and say again "i can't do this...i don't want to feel like this anymore...get me out of here..."

it's an admission that stings...admitting that my best is not now, and never has been good enough is not a part of my self-imposed philosophy...it is a mark of my own pride and desperation not to need that i will go through the whole day waiting for things to get better before, finally beaten, i will seek out God in the night and tell Him the secrets that He already knows...

And yet, that's all it takes...i don't know why it's always so hard to do, or why i always feel such a shock afterwards, i guess that it's impossible to maintain the semi-serious "I AM JOSH RICE" facade without coming to believe it, to believe, as i say, that i can do whatever i want, that the rules don't apply to me...that i am awesome, awesome, awesome...

I'm finding that appeals less and less to me recently...i'm getting tired of trying to make myself look cool in whatever group i'm in...tired of needing every girl i meet to be in love with me just so i can feel okay...i found myself today wanting another thing...a thing that surprised me enough to honestly ask the question "is that so much to ask for?"...after reflection, i think that it is...on the other hand, i think that it's one of the few things worth really asking for...something worth seeking...maybe even something worth admitting that i can't get on my own...

Ex ipso et per ipsum et in ipso omnia, ipsi gloria in saecula, amen.


Thursday, May 31, 2007

Currently Listening
Tenacious D
By Tenacious D
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Joshfork Media Vol. 3

"If you're happy and you know it, turn the volume up and blow it out...."

Ok kids, it's time for the third and final installment of Joshfork Media.  Lest any of you think that i've forgotten how to rock, this weeks portion of the alphabet contains several albums perfectly suited to cranking it up and damaging the tiny, fragile bones nestled in your inner ears...

Rocket, rocket, all of my rocket sauce...

 

23. Panjabi MC - Beware

Genre: Subcontinental Traditional-Groove Fusion

Songs to get in with: Beware(Jay-Z Remix), Mirza Part 2, Jogi

My darling and my dove recommended this artist to me all the way back in, i think, sophomore year of college, though i might be off on the date.  It took me a little while to understand how exactly to rock with Panjabi MC, but once i figured it out, he became a staple of my bass-fueled dance-frenzies. This album is a cornerstone of any well-rounded non-english dancing portfolio, and should be enjoyed as loud as the speakers will handle.

 

24. The Postal Service - Give Up

Genre - Electronica's Iron-Fisted Ruler

Songs to get in with: The District Sleeps Alone Tonight, Such Great Heights, Sleeping In, Nothing Better

As with so many bands (and movies, and people) that i now love transcendently, my first few listens to the Postal Service completely underwhelmed me, to the point that when my roommate would put them on my sophomore year, i would feel irritated, and probably put on headphones.  I'm not proud of this, but there it is.  I'm not sure when the shift occurred, but suffice it to say that having more people appreciate this album was one of the main ideas that prompted my foray into internet music journalism.  This is an epic album.  If you don't know electronica, there's no better way to be introduced.

 

25. Ratatat - Ratatat

Genre: Audio Karate

Songs to get in with: Seventeen Years, El Pico, Crips

An album i was originally turned on to by one of my youth group kids, Ratatat makes music that often reminds me of the soundtracks to the 16-bit games of yore, but as they would wish to be, juiced up on steroids with rocking guitars and powerful electronics, bass bouncing along underneath to form a sort of transcendent sonic spiral of greatness.  All hail.

 

26. Relient K - Mmhmm

Genre - Theologically-sound Christian Rock

Songs to get in with: Be My Escape, Who I Am Hates Who I've Been, The One I'm Waiting For, High of 75

Props go out to Chaddy for being the first to expose me to Relient K.  This album became the soundtrack to my spring semester of senior year. As i reached new levels of self-loathing, this album gave me a measure of hope that maybe i wasn't the complete and total jerkbag that indications pointed to, or that if i were, i was still forgiven.  All that to say, the lyrics to these songs have a lot of hope, and it's good music in general, give 'em a try.

 

27. Sublime - Sublime

Genre: Island-Influenced Punk Rock

Songs to get in with: Santeria, What I Got, Wrong Way, Summertime, Burritos, Caress Me Down

Among the pantheon of good artists taken young is Bradley Nowell, lead singer for sublime who died shortly before this album's release.  Sublime is a sort of punk-rock for the beaches, the kind of music Jack Johnson might write if he were fueled by a little more rage and a few more drugs.  For all of that though, this music is still pretty relaxed and good for chillin', with just enough sould thrown in to make it music that will keep you coming back.

28. Sugarcult - Start Static

Genre: Unapologetically Agressive Punk Rock

Songs to get in with: Bouncing Off the Walls, Hate Every Beautiful Day, Crashing Down, I Changed My Name

Wanna rock out without having to think a lot about it? Get this CD.  In my opinion Sugarcult's best work, this album is one of the best that recent adolescent rock has to offer, and if you've seen any of my favorite dumb movies, you've heard them before.  Yes, they rock fairly hard, and are the genesis of my tendency to sometimes yell "Go!" and rock out unnecessarily,  though they also have some more reflective stuff here.  Also, i deeply believe in this band's name for culinary reasons.

 

29. Switchfoot - The Legend of Chin

Genre: Azimuth of a Good Band's Goodness

Songs to get in with: Bomb, Chem 6A, Might Have Ben Hur, Concrete Girl, Life and Love and Why, You, Don't Be There

All right, let me preface this by saying that i'm not totally a musical elitist, i don't always think that a band's first album is their best, and i don't dislike most of Switchfoot's more recent work.  That being said, Switchfoot's first, more acoustically driven album, was their best. Those of you who know them by their modern underwater caterwauling and love them only in light of that will probably find it difficult to digest, but the over-production of their albums since the beautiful letdown has cost them some of their soul. There are great songs on this album, full of longing and questioning and seeking God, it's entirely worth a listen.

 

30. Tenacious D - Tenacious D

Genre: Rocket. Sauce.

Songs to get in with: Wonderboy, Explosivo, Friendship, Karate, Best Song in the World (Tribute)

Those of you who know me well know of my unusually strong devotion to this band.  Many of you question this, asking, not without cause, whether there might not be other more worthwhile music to fanboy for.  Maybe there is, lovers, maybe there is, but there is something indefinable about Tenacious D...a superior rock sensibility, a proper understanding and use of the absurd and explicit, that sets these two above the rest. Can i condone all of their activities and advice? Absolutely not. Do they rock hard, oh so hard? Absolutely.

 

31. The Tossers - The Valley of the Shadow of Death

Genre: Drunken Irish Rock

Songs to get in with: Goodmornin' Da, A Criminal of Me, I've Pursued Nothing, Preab San Ol

I feel a special and almost visceral connection to this band, as my first exposure to them came as i was getting inked in a tattoo parlor somewhere in Chicago.  I'd listened somewhat to the works of The Pogues and Flogging Molly, but i found that The Tossers focus a little more on the rock and the music than constantly stating just how much they happened to be drinking that day. (Though that should by no means be taken as an indication that they aren't healthy drinkers, it's a theme.)  This album is a good sampling of what they can do, from shattered laments like I've Pursued Nothing so polyglot rampages like Preab San Ol.  It's a fun listen.

32. Weezer - The Blue Album

Genre: Geek Rock

Songs to get in with: Undone, Surf Wax America, Say It Ain't So, In the Garage

And rounding out our little collection, an album no Gen-Y'er should be without, regardless of musical predilection.  Weezer really sort of stands on their own as a musical force, a sort of proto-emo rock music, with references to everything from surfing to drugs to dungeons and dragons. This is an album that suburban kids should own, it's a part of your cultural heritage, don't be afraid...it will all be ok soon.

 

Ok, no more, this has already gone on twenty or so albums too many, so join me next week when i take down these posts and form them into a coherent list of ten albums that i think everyone should own..it should be a little more wieldy, at least. Til then, keep on rocking kids....Joshfork out.



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